They would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought practical gifts.

But what would they have said when they left...?

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"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"

"Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in there!"

"Want to bet on how long it will take until you get your casserole dish back?"